fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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