their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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