What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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