I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
