just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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