you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i've created a new STD.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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