how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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