it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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