I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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