What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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