my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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