What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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