I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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