so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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