So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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