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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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