i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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