no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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