who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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