No awkward lesbian experiences without me
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
