dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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