i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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