I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Randomize
