I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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