the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i out mim tonsoeep
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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