he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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