Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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