i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Pants are for mortals
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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