haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
smell my finger.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
