gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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