Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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