She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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