How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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