oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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