Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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