sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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