kristin has been a bad kristin
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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