On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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