my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
