how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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