he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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