So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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