Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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