My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
