He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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