Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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