how can u be prego again
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We got so high we made milksteak
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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