omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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