North Korea, Best Korea!
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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