you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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